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No raw food talk today…birthdays are fun for everybody…esp the cats!

Today’s blog is celebratory (no, I’m NOT a priest)!

Tomorrow will be my 30th day eating ONLY raw food but today I’m feeling kinda…silly!

Over the past month I’ve had some doubts about my sanity…giving up booze, food as I knew it, and coffee SUCKED.

But…I’m feeling pretty damn good right now.  Super good actually.  Energy levels are off the energy level charts–and that’s according to these guys with clipboards who keep following me around.

Tomorrow I’ll weigh myself and post 30 day “before & after pics!”

But right now I want to celebrate my budding transformation and Annie’s Birthday by sharing some fun Birthday pics of her and some crazy cats opening her presents!

Annie’s “Birthday Cake” was delicious Gluten-Free “Black & White” cookies and these unbelievably tasty things called “Fudgies” that I had shipped as a surprise from her favorite Gluten Free restaurant–which sadly is all the way in NYC…the Risotteria.

What's this...?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE NEW ADAM LAMBERT CD! I HAVE A HAIR THINGY JUST LIKE HIM!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I smell cardboard in the other room...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What the hell did WE get!?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sweet! A box! From Urban Outfitters!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now look into the camera baby, and give me your best Kristen Stewart American Apparel kinda look...Yeah..That's it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fortunatley Annie's one leg is on the opposite side of her one arm so she can still do a BIRTHDAY DANCE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

H A P P Y   B I R T H D A Y    A N N I E !

YOU’RE A WOMAN NOW!

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Was I a fat kid in a suit? Or a kid wearing a fat suit?

***This is my first blog attempt, expect nothing.***

I’d like to blog about all of the following at some point, and who knows what else:

-Eating raw live foods and the natural high that results

-Some of my stranger work experiences. Resume includes NYC bike messenger, bartender in a Bizzaro world Palm Springs piano bar, ambulance EMT in Inglewood CA, Taxi Driver on Las Vegas strip…

Being raised in a cult.

-Tijuana

-My writing projects

-Porn, tacos, motorcycles, and other escapist vehicles

-Crap I’ve sold over the years: How to care for your pet ferret videos, telemarketed golf clubs, timeshares, Volkswagens, water softeners…

-Random things that I can’t stop thinking about